Lion king: the tru and the shit

So I always hated movie The Lion King, cuz it's racist. All ugly lions don't hates anything more than poor hyenas, that are alot better than these scary lion bitches. Hyenas are best animal in world, but every movie or book where hyena was, the hyena was just described as an ugly shit that steals food from lions, that are super amazing, and rule all the world. No. Just no.
So, I was looking for some shit from Youtube. I saw video named Lion king: the tru.I decided to watch that video, because Lion King was shit. It had 68 views, so when I went to play that shit, it had 69 views. There also were alot of comments. All of the comments sayd "PLEUZ DONUT PLEY IT CUZ YE KNOEW YO TOO UGLEH TU SE IT". I was looking at the comments. It was some mega shit a kid writed. Well, I pressed the play button.
For 20 seconds, the video was just pitch black. When the black shit ended, it showed some baby lion bitch. Then a lion with big butthole was going to the baby lion bitch. He sayd "What the hell u doing Simbah!!!" Simba sayd "I just wanted to shit on some hyenas" the adult lion sayd "Lol k" and then the video showed how Simba was shitting on a hyena. I cryed. Then Simba got out of my compitar and sayd "U DONT LIKE MEH VIDEO?!! I CAN KILL U EVERYTIEM" I sayd "lolno" and Simba did go back to the video. Scar was bored, so he killed the adult lion, who turned out that he was named Mufasa and was king of Shitlands. Also he was Simbas father. Simba, when he was done shitting on hyenas, was going on Shitrock. He was saying FATHUR PLZ SHOW ME YOUR ASS, but no one replyed. He then was going into some shit. The video ended. I was shocked about seeing this shite...
It was night this time, so I did go to sleep. I had a nightmare where Simba was shitting on me. He also jumped into my butthole, and was eating me from inside. It was so scaruh.
Well, when I woke up, I saw some bones and those shits. I was like, wtf. I looked at meh hands. I was shocked and I peed of shocks. My hands turned into some paw thing. Later I realized I woke up in Lion king shit. I was a hyena, so everyone hated me cuz I was a hyena. I had to live like that about a month. I then saw some baby lion bitch. It was Simboar. He sayd "So u watched meh video?" he then laughted like some shitty Scar. I was chasing him, cuz I wanted to kill this shit. I saw some girl lion with sexy butt was with him. It was Nala, that ugly bitch. Then his shitty father jumped on me, and raped me. It was so scaruh. He then maked like 1000 scars on my beatiful face, so I cryed like little baby, but he continued raping me, and I continued cryeng like baby. Nala and Simba was looking at that. Mufasa smiled along with Simba and Nala. They all were laughting like it was some great comedy show on TV. After day of this scaruh shit, they leaved. I was like, omg wtf finnaly. I wanted revenge. Later, when Scar killed Mufasa, I wanted to kill Simba, because he wasn't harmless like now. I remembered that video shit, so I knew where those ugly lions are now. I saw Simba, and I was stalking him. He then fainted next to a jungle. When I was ready to eat and kill him, those gay bitches appeared. They named themselves Timon and Pumbaa. Pumbaa was some fat pig thing, and Timon was just thing that you can eat even withoun swallowing it. I eated Timon. Pumbaa later was looking where Timon is, but he couldn't find him. Later he saw me instead of Timon, so he runned away screaming HYENAA HYENAA! I killed him. I then eated him, and I became bit fat. I then eated Simba.
Then, a portal showed. I walked into it. It was like after doing some drugs, thought I never tryed them, but I was planning to.I then woke up in bed, like it was a dream. But... It wasn't.
I had to go to toilet to shit. When I was putting of my pants, a skeleton popped out of toilet, and I died. But I thought it was a glitch and I was going to do what I wanted to.
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